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Now that Obama has won, he will mandate that every man marry another man, every woman marry another woman, and all the children be aborted. Any children left under the age of 10 will be eaten! All children over 10 will immediately being working in the workforce.
Enraged by a downsloping economy, he will raid your home and steal all your @!$%# and sell it to the middle east for pennies! In return he will import sand and terrorists.
Be wary of his tactics, he obviously has plans to feast on the flesh of the elderly and beguile the white people into concentration camps.
After culling the herd, he will impose 50% taxes on everyone, making it a sliding scale to 100% for those making over $200.00 a year.
Obama then has plans to disrupt our foreign relations by taking pop shots at several Israeli leaders and blaming it on Lebanon, Syria, and Iran... followed closely by signing contracts with the Italian mafia and the Russian soviets to dismember every living democratic person left standing KGB style.
He will then enlist our military forces in countless wars fighting for and against one another... pitting the army against the navy and the airforce against the coast guard... all while he laughs from the oval office to the sounds of bombs landing on our home soil.
After all the dust clears, he will make way for his Muslim religion and force those of us left into deathcamps for not obeying the tenants and pillars. We will have a national pray-time and live under a dictator that the world hasnt produced since Hitler.
Once we are all left standing in the dust, not one of us having stood up to his lonely crusade, and not one of us willing to contact our members in congress and the senate for help, he will then begin to devour those who are left with copious amounts of ketchup.
In the end, slathering himself in ketchup, he will begin to feast upon his own flesh... leaving nothing behind in the world except dust, cockroaches and a few lingering regrets that he didnt finish total annihilation of the world before January 30th, 2009.
